Shake Your Pelvis Libretto

Everybody Disco
(Igor)

DJ Raymundo
I am DJ, my name's Raymundo, I am the best en todo el Mundo, (whole World, Spanish)
When I start rappin', the girls start laughing, the boys start jumping and the birds start humping.

Girls
Hey Raymundo! Shake your pelvis!
Hey Pachuco! Show me your Elvis!
Canta, hermano, canta! (Sing Bro', sing! Spanish)

Everybody
Everybody disco, like boys in San Francisco! (City in California, founded by Don Francisco in 1849)

DJ Raymundo
I am DJ, my name Raymundo,

Girls
Rico! Suave! (Rich! Sexy! Spanish)

DJ Raymundo
Exactamundo! (Sure! Spanglish)
I am a funky chuka-lucka, (untranslatable folklore)
I am a sexy father-mucker, (roughly translates into Sir)

Everybody
Everybody disco, like boys in San Francisco!

DJ Raymundo
Got polyester in my heart,
Got polyester in my gut,
Got polyester in my heart,
Got polyester on my butt...

Everybody
Everybody disco, like boys in San Francisco!

Beat of a Drum
(Zhenya)

She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum
She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum
She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum
She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum
She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum

She likes dancing to the beat of a drum • Now, now • She hears the music and she wants to get down
She knows every night club, club • Around this town
She wants to hear a little, hear a little • beat of a drum

She likes to check out, check out • What, what, what • Really goes on
Around the city, around the city • When the sun is gone
She wants to SHHHHAKE IT • To reggae and soul
She wants to par, par, par, par, party on
Party on, Party on, Party on, Party on, Party on, Party on

She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum
She likes dancing in the dark • To the beat of a drum... (continue chorus)

Girl from Malibu
(Zhenya)

I was sitting at the coffee house,
Looking at sunset
I saw her coming from a distance
She had a perfect Silohette
She came inside for chips and salsa
She sat right next to me
I was a long way from Tulsa
I needed company

Girl from Malibu
I want to be with you
I want to wake up in the sun
On Ocean Avenue

Girl from Malibu
I want to be with you
I want to walk along the beach and make sweet love to you
We ate at sushi place in Venice
We danced the salsa beat
We had a lot of margaritas
The evening was complete
I took the plane back to Tulsa
In the morning sun
I heard the same beat of salsa
Malibu was fun

Girl from Malibu
I want to be with you
I want to wake up in the sun
On Ocean Avenue

Girl from Malibu
I want to be with you
I want to walk along the beach and make sweet love to you

200 lbs. Of Pure Love
(Igor)

I was born to party on a Tuesday night,
Stars on golden jacket super-duper bright,
I was made of chocolate, sex and magazines,
Smoke of burning circus and romantic dreams.

She calls me...
Two hundred pounds of pure love...
She wants me...

I like pretty women, I love ugly too,
When they're dressed in purple, or if they're dressed in blue,
I'm just another dreamer, music in my head,
I got Irish liver and a polka band.

She calls me...
Two hundred pounds of pure love...
She wants me...

Girls Gonna Boogie Tonight
(Zhenya)

You better get yourself ready-your lover boys in town...
And you be nice to your "Daddy" we gonna do some running round..
Gonna look for pair of cowboy boots
Shake some shimmy down the Hollywood
Have a good time like we should
Comon’ baby say yeah......

Girls Gonna boogie Tonight (3-4 times)

We gonna twist and shout till the brake o' down
Comon and rock with your "Daddy" until our money’s gone
Gonna look for pair of cowboy boots
Shake some shimmy down the Hollywood
Have a good time like we should

Girls Gonna boogie Tonight (3-4 times)

Rocketship
(Zhenya)

She likes the look of my shiny Spacemobil
I think that silver is gonna make her squeal
She wants to ride it
She's telling me "Let's Go!"
I'm ready, baby, so whatta we waiting for?

Come on Baby take a trip in my Rocketship
We flying high now
above the purple clouds
The man and moon begins to twist and shout
I feel so vibrant,I like her uniform
Sky full of diamonds so whatta we waiting for? (repeat 1000 times)

Colors of Rainbow
(Igor)

I saw you in my dream,
You looked so hip and swell,
You made me feel I was burning in Heaven,
You made me feel I was freezing in Hell,

Pa-ra-ba-pa-pa-pa, too-root-to-to,
Colors of rainbow remind me of you.

Your jokes would make me laugh,
Your laugh would make dance,
Sometimes I think, you are an angel,
Sometimes I think you'd kick angel's ass

Pa-ra-ba-pa-pa-pa, too-root-to-to,
Colors of rainbow remind me of you.

Techno Surfer
(Zhenya)

I’ve got a hard drive Techno Surfer
I’ve got a hard drive
That never will go soft on me
It improved my love life
I am as cool as man could be
I’m the best there is
If it comes to download
Baby stick with me
I’m in the middle of my happy road

I am a techno surfer
Ready for Millennium-ah
I am a techno surfer
I will surf till kingdom come

She’s my cyber-babe
We’ve been surfing cyber-space together
She’s like the perfect date
She only comes when I’m in the mood to get her
But, lately I’ve been bad
I’ve been networking with the girl next door
I live such busy life
I think I’ll move to Ecuador

I am a techno surfer
Ready for Millennium-ah
I am a techno surfer
I will surf till kingdom come

That never will go soft on me
It improved my love life
I am as cool as man could be
I’m the best there is
If it comes to download
Baby stick with m
I’m in the middle of my happy road

I am a techno surfer
Ready for Millennium-ah
I am a techno surfer
I will surf till kingdom come
She’s my cyber-babe
We’ve been surfing cyber-space together
She’s like the perfect date
She only comes when I’m in the mood to get her
But, lately I’ve been bad
I’ve been networking with the girl next door
I live such busy life
I think I’ll move to Ecuador

I am a techno surfer
Ready for Millennium-ah
I am a techno surfer
I will surf till kingdom come

City of Angels

Bangkok nights, the heat, the smell, neon lights and crazy girls,
Boys in town, feelin' good, they got some cash and so they should,
Here she stands, long black hair, dress so bright, it's hard to stare,
Come in, she says, open the door, and find the one you're looking for...

You won't find love in the City of Angels,
You won't find love there, that's for sure,
You won't find love in the City of Angels,
She wants your money, she'll be back for more.

Number eleven, looking so bored, dancing to techno, thinking of God,
Number fifteen looks in your eyes, promising love and whispering price,
Sounds so good, sounds so sweet, they just want your dollars, you don't give a shit,
Glitter of chrome, struck by the light, drinking Singha, and partying all night...

You won't find love in the City of Angels,
You won't find love there, that's for sure,
You won't find love in the City of Angels,
She wants your money, she'll be back for more.

Good Guys
(Igor)

You're always right, I'm always wrong,
You like Chopin, I dig The Stones,
May be I'm your biggest mistake,
Oh, darling, please, give me a break.

Good guys these days are hard to find...
So please be gentle with me...
Good guys these days are hard to find...
And I'll be gentle with you...

I'm always wrong, you're always right,
May be I'm crazy, but that's my style,
I'm sorry that I made you mad,
Let's have some wine and go to bed.

Good guys these days are hard to find.